Look, we jews have survived the Egyptians, Greeks, Romans, Babylonians, Persians, Crusaders, Spaniards, Ottomans, Russian Tsars, the British Empire, the Soviets and even that Austrian midget with a little moustache who swore to rule for a thousand years, yet he didn’t even make it any further than ten years and poisoned himself while peeing in his pants when he found out he was losing the war; if I were you, I’d follow someone more effective, like the Phillies, the Chelsea or the Red Sox. Maybe even the Yankees, you know!
See, what makes you think you’ll ever make happen that “DEATH TO THE JEWS” you sprayed all over the synagogue? What makes you think you’ll ever succeed? If I were you, I’d look for more realistic objectives, like ending the military rule in Myanmar or stopping the Genocide in Darfur but, no, there is a lot of oil over there and maybe a company that finances you needs those contracts. What about bringing democracy to Cuba? Nah, your friend Fidel may not be interested because then he will stop eating lobster every day; if the most powerful empires on Earth failed, even though they dedicated exclusively to it, dude, do you really think people like you will ever achieve it? Man, it’s been more than 63 years after the Holocaust and we’re better than ever. We have made a strong first world nation with our own hands, with one of the most powerful armies on Earth capable of defending us from any treta, be it paid by Chávez, Ahmadinejad or Fidel, although he may be dead by now. We jews flourish in every single place we go, in the social, economic, cultural and political spheres. We are conceded Nobvel Prizes every year; Is every Nobel Prize out of 5, Nazi? Anti-Semitic? Pro-Chávez? No! Jewish! So please, don’t start feeling proud for the Nobel Prizes won by Latin America, because they’re dirty! Argentinian César Milstein and the Venezuelan-born Baruj Benacerraf were circumcised!
Right from Miraflores Presidential Palace, you should start ordering to shut down the main university in the country. Why shutting down UCV? Well, it has had at least 6 or 7 jewish rectors, which is simply disgusting, right? Gabriel De Ibarra, David Lobo, Elías Acosta, Ezequiel Jelambi, Julio De Armas, Oswaldo De Sola and another one I can’t remember now. Probably you didn’t know either that many jews, like Mordechai Ricardo and the brothers Ricardo and Abraham Meza offered total support to Simón Bolívar, our Liberator, in the struggle against the Spanish Empire, and many jews served in his army and others gave money and resources to buy weapons with the sole desire of making Venezuela a free country. So you own us Jews part of the Venezuelan independence: you’re welcome. Oh, and please don’t insist on calling criminals to brave jewish women like Golda Meir; let me tell you something, she was way more courageous and gutsy than your official flatterers like María Iris Varela, Lina Ron and the president of the National Assembly Cilia Flores. Well, to be honest, Golda had more balls than your dearest president, the failed military rebel who could not even depose Carlos Andrés Pérez, hehehe.
Now, as if it was not enough failure to stand for you, the neo-nazis and all the underslept leftists and anarchists of the 70s –like you- defend the arab terrorists and blame the anti-semitic attacks in Venezuela on Israel; let me tell you something, the Nazi of WW2 was more constant, way better organized and hated everything that was not aryan, christian, nordic European, whitey, but sincerely, I don’t see you guys fulfill all the conditions, and your actions are just much ado about nothing, because it seems to me you guys are not more than three kitties whining. Come on! By the way, are you aryan? I seriously doubt it, even though you secretly buy brownish Only for Men to cover your grey hair.
Oh, and don’t start calling us “racists”, because in South Africa, we jews, even though we don’t comprise more than 0.3% of the total population, we have been hmong the greatest contributors to the struggle against apartheid (Um, well, do you really know what is the meaning of the Word “apartheid”? and would you know how to pronounce it?) with freedom fighters like Helen Suzman, Joe Slovo, Ruth First, Denis Goldberg, Harry Oppenheimer, Albie Sachs and Nadine Gordimer, winner of the Nobel Award for Literature in 1988 and who wrote a lot of Nelson Mandela’s speeches during his struggle for racial equality, when he was jailed and also when he was the president of a racism and hate-free South Africa. I bet you didn’t know that, did you?
By the way, not all arabs hate us like the boys at Hamas. Probably that’s why during the recent conflict in Gaza, our embassies in Mauritania, Egypt and Jordan, and our trade offices in Qatar, Marruecos, Tunisia and Oman were open and nobody made a protest like the ones you guys sponsored in London, Miami, Caracas, Toronto and Paris. But, that makes me think of something: Wouldn’t it be that Israel was doing a favor to the Arab World by spanking big time to the terrorist goat-fuckers of Hamas? I don’t know if you read history books, but on that little piece of land existed a Kingdom of Israel and a Kingdom of Judah, that were jewish countries; the arabs didn’t exist back then and not even palestinians (they started existing in the 70s) and those two jewish kingdoms were the ones the Romans tried to exterminate two thousand years ago, but we’re still here, baby. And you call Israel an “artificial state”, now tell me, why? Would it be because when we got our independence again, back in 1948, there was nothing else but a big desert and now it has become a First World country? There wasn’t growing anything but we jews made it green and productive, without having an oil-checkbook like Venezuela has. Would itbe because the greatest malician ever, Harry Houdini, was a jew and all jews know about magic and witchcraft, like you guys said during the Inquisition as an excuse to torture and burn us alive on public squares?
As if this was understated, if people like you hates us jews so much, I imagine you would never use anything our “wicked” and “filthy” people has contributed with to mankind: Well, Jesus himself was jewish and the 1st day of January the Western World commemorates his circumsicion, a sacred jewish ceremony known in hebrew as Brit Milah, so let’s make a coast on New Year’s! L’Chaim!
Now, having Jesus died as a jew –he never abandoned his faith- if his coming was today, would you hate him? I mean, hating jews, well, okay, but isn’t hating the Messiah too much? The 12 apostles, Mary, Joseph and Mary Magdalene were jews, do you hate them too? In fact, the first popes of the church were jews, in case you didn’t know. Or do you think Saint Peter and Saint Paul were greeks? So you better stop using jewish names like Gabriel, Emmanuel, Mary, Joseph, Raphael, Joel, Maya, Benjamin, Maurice, Jacob, Judith, Betzabeth, Margaret, Joshua, Anna, Victor, Eli, Darius, Isaac, Zachary, Jerry, Ismael, Abraham, Abel, Aaron, Samuel, Saul, Delilah, Victoria, Deborah, Daniel, Karen, Jonathan, Jonas, Doris, Noah, Adam, Eva, Rachel, Rebecca, Sarah, Ruth, Reuben, Mark, Moses, Ariel, Leo, Michael, Simon, Alexander, Solomon, David..because you are using jewish names. Oy vey!
I am sure that you were not aware that we jews created on one side, socialismo, invented by Karl Marx (he was jewish, like Rosa Luxemburg and the Soviet ideologists Leon Trotsky, Grigory Sokolnikov, Moisei Uritsky, Yakov Sverdlov, Lazar Kaganovich, Isaac Steinberg, Semyon Dimanstein, Lev Kamenev and Grigory Zinoviev) and on the other side, jews are among the philosophic creators of the capitalista system, like David Ricardo, Paul Samuelson, Milton Friedman or Stiglitz. And if capitalists go to the stock Exchange, they use the theories of Markowitz or Merton, a pair of filthy and miserable jews; oh and your favorite ideologist, the american Eva Golinger, is a jewess that holds a passport of The Empire!
So, how do we solve this issue, my dear? Are we jews to blame on everything? Even on every defeat La Vinotinto, the Venezuelan soccer team faces on every match placed out of San Cristóbal Stadium? And we are guilty also for erectile disfunction? And hair loss? Maybe if a jew finds an effective treatment against hair loss we can also end antisemitism!
But, let’s put some ideas in order, to see how thankful you should be on Medical grounds:
- The best hospitals in the world, the ones with the most advanced technology and the best doctors were not in Nazi Germany, they're not in Cuba either..they areMount Sinai, in NYC, Mount Sinai in Toronto, the National Jewish Medical and Research Center in Denver, the Tel HaShomer in Ramat Gan, the Beth Israel in NYC, the Sir Mortimer B. Davis Jewish General Hospital in Montreal, the Sinai-Grace Hospital in Detroit, the Beth Israel in Boston, the Cedars Sinai un LA, the Barnes-Jewish Hospital in St. Louis, the Hadassah in Jerusalem, and all have been founded by jews aiming to save the life of people with no money. Beat that with a CDI..
- Next time a mosquito bites you, think of Elías Benarroch, the venezuelan that discovered the mosquito that transmits malaria and its treatment. And don’t forget about Rubén Merenfeld, another Venezuelan doctor who founded the Anti-cancerous Society, where many other venezuelans have saved their lives when the Barrio Adentro Modules didn’t exist yet.
- Karl Landsteiner invented the system to determine the blodd type and also the best way to administer insulin, so every time you take a blood test at a CDI, say Shalom v’Todah!, or allow yourself to die of diabetes!
- Sigmund Freud, the father of modern psicology, was a Viennese jew.
- Jonas E Salk and Albert B Sabin created the anti-polio vaccine. And wen your kids get that little drop instead of being shot with a syringe, please thank these two jews.
- Arthur Eichengrün invented the aspirin. So when you have a sudden red anal fever, thank we jews for calming it for you.
- Valdemar Mordecai Haffkine, a Bacteriologist, discovered the method against cholera, another thing to thank these “filthy people”.
- Tadeusz Reichstein, invented the synthetic cortisone, so when you have a red rash up your butt, go get a very jewish ointment and do not forget to curse while it itches.
- Alexander Marmorek invented the vaccine against tuberculosis, and I am sure you were shot when you were a kid. How disgusting, right? A Jewish bacteria inside your body! Be thankful, or allow yourself t odie of tuberculosis, because when you cough and spit a piece of your lung, antisemitism and chavismo become very helpful!
- Ernst Boris Chain disovered la penicillin. I don’t wanna find out that you are taking any medicine with it, so now you should cope with the infections like a real macho and please don’t cry while you wait for attention at a CDI, because a bolivarian doesn’t cry!
- Oh and don’t forget neither Aarón Benchetrit, the venezuelan doctor who invented the cure for the Spanish Fever, nor Martín Mayer, the founder of the Tropical Medicine Institute, so when a Kissing Bug bites you and you get saved with his treatment at a CDI, thank a venezuelan jew, okay?
- And if your dear wife had fertility problems, thank Víctor Benaim Pinto, who pioneered fertility treatments in Latin America and is 100% venezuelan like you and I and that, thanks to him, you and your wife can reproduce like rabbits.
Oh my brotha, when you go to visit the venezuelan oppostion that you claim as being hidden and conspiring against you dearest and maximum leader in the state of Zulia, don’t cross the Rafael Urdaneta Bridge over Maracaibo Lake, the longest concrete bridge on Earth, because it was designed by a jew! Oh yeah, Paul Lustgarten, the venezuelan architect who apart from designing one hell of a bridge, is also the father os the Angostura Bridge over the Orinoco river and the anti-seismic system of the Caracas Metro, plus 15 of the system’s stations that were designed by Mario Bemergui Attias, another stinky venezuelan jew and I am pretty sure you have taken countless rides. Oh, and brazilian construction company Odebrecht, the one that built the second bridge over the Orinoco river and the stations of the new lines of the Caracas Metro,is also owned by jews. Now tell me, who’s your daddy?
Continuing on the brazilian tone, tell your president to stop importing brazilian-made paper, because the country’s bigger exporter, Aracruz, is owned by jews and not just that; it is one of the few paper and cellulose products manufacturers that produces using 100% sustainable and “green” wood. We do respect the planet, not like your ever-polluting trading partners in China.
Isaac Singer created the first sewing machine, which means that your red shorts were made by 100% jewish technology instead of chinese sweatshop technology! Andi f you ever thought Jeans made you look hot, go and turn i tinto a blanket for your puppy, because Levi Strauss was a good jew, keeper of our commandments, like Calvin Klein, Isaac Mizrahi, Anne Klein, Marc Jacobs, Stella McCartney and Max Azria, so I think it would be prudente to eliminate from your closet your dirty jewish clothes. And do not buy anything from Chanel (the owner is Alain Wertheimer) and also take to the garbage that red Polo Shirt you wear every single day, because Ralph Lauren’s real name is Ralph Lifschitz. And Donna Karan turned into a fashion designer because she wanted to be a tailor like her grandad in Poland. So, at the end you’d have to wear only taparrabos, because not even Kenneth Cole or Nike shoes, honey, because Kenneth Cole and Bill Bowerman (owner of Nike) are jews..
Oh, Abraham Stern invented the first calculador. You can imagine his obvious reasons to invent it, can’t you? Hahahaha! Samson Valobra invented the safety matches you use to light fireworks at every red pro-Chávez rally, so now you’ve been warned, no matches! I am sure that by now you must want to set me in fire like during the Inquisition, but I warn you, the lighter was invented by Hugo Kogan, so, start using stones to light fire, like the men of Cro-Magnon!
Emil Berliner invented the Microphone; yes, that device you use in your hate speeches; I recommend you to start paying some royalties to a synagogue, because Philip Reiss was the first one to experiment with auditive devices. He invented a telephone in 1861, exhibited in 1864, which served as a base for Alexander Graham Bell and Thomas Edison for improving it and then coming up with their own designs, so if I were you, I’d throw to the litter that dirty jewish phone! And forget about Mobile phones as well, because they were invented in Israel by Motorola, and they are called pelephone (“wonder-phone” in hebrew) so from now on, every time you need to make a phone call, please thank us jews.
And don’t ever read again anything from Durkheim, Spinosa, Jorge Isaacs, Noah Chomsky, Hannah Arendt, Erich Fromm, Kafka, Adorno, Strauss and many others, becasue these philosphers and writers are also jews! Well, maybe you don’t have a clue who they are; if instead of burning books you took a while to read them on, you’d learn something in life other than hate.
By now you must have realised the list is endless, from the Arts to the Industry. For instance, you should abstain from using Google, since Larry Page and Sergei Brin eat varenikes and knishes, and don’t even buy Dell, even though they’re chepaer than the Sony ones, because Michael Dell had his Bar Mitzvah at the age of 13, like every good jewish boy. Even the cartoon superhéroes should be wiped off your life and the life of your kids, because Marvel Comics was founded by Martin Goodman and Hanna-Barbera is a brainchild of Joseph Hanna and William Barbera, both jews; I’m very sorry, but no more Batman, Spiderman, Porky Pig, Bugs Bunny, The Flinstones (do you think they’re named Flinstone by accident?) and not even the red Woody Woodpecker; Walter Lanz, his creator, is jewish. How’s that? We’re not even leaving you a single cartoon! Nothing, neither The Mighty Morphin’ Power Rangers nor Pokémon, because they’re a creation of Chaim Saban and Shuki Levy, more israelis than a schnitzel.
Also forget about the Energizer batteries created by Joshua Lionel Cowen; so, from now on, only wooden toys for your kids! If you or your kids played with Coleco Vision, shoot yourself! Arnold Greenberg founded the company! And the Commodore 64 that made you so happy...I’ve got bad news for you. Jack Tramiel was the one who founded it, probably like Pinky and The Brain, “to conquer the world” and, yes, Warner Bros is another jewish company, so no more Animaniacs.
You know somehting? You may go back to bartering, because e-Bay was founded by Jeff Skoll, a jew from LA! No, we didn’t leave any free spot! Facebook was created by a jew called Mark Zuckerberg, so I don’t wanna see you creating anti-semitic or anti-israeli groups on the website; and you better stop programming in open source software, because what you know today as PHP, so worshipped by the Bolivarian Revolution, was invented by a dane called Rasmus Lerdorf and then rewritten and improved by the israelis Zeev Suraski and Andi Gutmans. Low uppercut, right? And forget about Windows, Ubuntu or any piece of software, ‘cause the chances that it was developed totally or partially in Israel are quite high, where about 80% of the world’s software is developed and companies like IBM, HP, Novell, Nokia, Cisco, Avaya, Google, Microsoft, McAffee and Motorola have their R&D centres. Don’t use ICQ either, it was created by five israelis: Yair Goldfinger, Sefi Vigiser, Amnon Amir, Arik Vardi and Yossi Vardi. Not even MSN Messenger, because Steve Ballmer, CEO of Microsoft, is jewish too. So the program that you are using to read this, was designed and developed by jews in Israel, and the money paid for it will end up in the pockets of another jew in America!
(All of this must be making you throw up, right?)
And oh, you better start destroying all your SEGA videogames, because David Rosen has been its CEO for the last 30 years!
You should go back to drink chicha, because Chivas Regal is owned by the canadian Bronfman brothers, and don’t drink Smirnoff Ice when you go to the beach, bvecause it is a company owned by russian jews. Well, hating jews and enjoying their creations is impossible, correct? And well, if you continue demanding the government to forbud producing kosher-certified products you’ll start starving, because half of the products made in Venezuela are kosher. So no more Gerber baby food, founded by Daniel Frank Gerber en 1927, no more Oreo cookies, no more Cheez Whiz, no more Catsup, Mayonnaise or anything else, because all that money will end up in the hands of Irene Rosenfeld, owner of Kraft and Nabisco.
You should also start forgetting about Häagen-Dazs ice cream, because the company was created by Reuben Mattus, a Manchester jew. And start suing Dunkin' Donuts, because that bastard William Rosenberg founded it to make all our beautiful women fat with his donuts. Oh by the way, did you know the donuts are an ancient jewish dessert? And if you love to go to NYC for shopping, like all the ministers in Hugo Chávez’ government, from no won it will be forbidden to you, because the city is full of jews, around two million of us. And if you ever go, do NOT shop at Macy´s; you’ll never buy anything at a store founded by Isador Strauss, will you? No toys from Toys R Us, ‘cause the money you spend will end up in the dirty pawns of Charles Lazarus, and if you sipped coffee at Starbucks, regret; you have contributed to the cause of Howard Schultz, its founder!
Discard you Palm and go back to writing notes on a sheet of paper, because Donna Dubinsky is the founder of Palm Computing. Oh! And phone cards … I have bad news for you, because they are made by IDT, owned by Howard Jones, who has a superb mansion in nothern Tel Aviv, so you better start using drums and smoke signs from now on!
And when your woman buys make-up, ask her not to use Helena Rubinstein, because apart from being a daughter of our people, she is a fervent Zionist. And do not forget about Estée Lauder, ‘cause had she been born in Caracas, her name would had been Esthercita Yaritza Lauder!
The german pharmacist Oscar Troplowitz founded Beiersdorf, the company where Nivea products are made. Also, Charles Haskell Revson created Revlon and Liliane Bettencourt is the owner (and the richest woman on earth) of L’Oréal, so by now, a ferivent nationalist antisemitic woman as your wife is, should not be using any make-up, not even local brands like Valmy, Tropical or Rolda, because those are companies owned by Venezuelan jews, so now you know: if you hate jews, no more make-up, no more shampoo, no more lotions, no more deodorant so start stinking like a monkey! And don’t even think about Mattel, no more Barbies for your daughter, because it was founded by Ruth Handler; no more Hasbro toys either, owned by Henry and Helal Hassenfeld. And for your woman, no more diamond rings, because that business is fully controlled by Dutch, Belgian, South African and Israeli jews, to which you wouldn’t want to give a penny, correct? Yes my dear, we jews control about 95% of the world diamonds market, and also we use only “clean” diamonds; we don’t deal with diamonds out of the Kimberley Process, we don’t use diamonds coming from environmentally fragile areas, like your government does in the Venezuelan Gran Sabana, neither we take them off war areas, in case you didn’t know. And don’t get your butt on a Citröen car, a company founded by André Citröen; no more FIATs either, a company whose vice-president is John Elkann, grandson of founder Gianni Agnelli. Yes, your FIAT Palio is a jewish car! And no watching any tv spot from Saatchi&Saatchi, because its owners, Maurice Saatchi and his brother Charles, are jews too.
And stop watching any Major Baseball League game, or the UEFA Champions League, here comes a list of some undesirable teams owned by jews. I don’t know if you cheered Michael Jordan and the Chicago Bulls in the 90s, but Oy Vey! You were cheering a team owned by jews. In this list I just mentioned th eones you may have hard, like for instance:
- In baseball, the Washington Nationals, New York Yankees, Toronto Blue Jays, New York Mets, Chicago White Sox, Anaheim Mighty Ducks, LA Dodgers, Pittsburgh Pirates, Oakland Athletics, Tampa Bay Devil Rays, Cleveland Indians and even the Boston Red Sox;
- In basketball, besides the Harlem Globetrotters, the Chicago Bulls, Miami Heat, Milwaukee Bucks, Detroit Pistons, Cleveland Cavaliers, Houston Rockets, Seattle Supersonics, Philadelphia Warriors, Toronto Raptors, Boston Celtics, New Jersey Nets, Dallas Mavericks, Washington Wizards and Detroit Pistons;
- In Ice Hockey the Washington Capitals, New York Rangers, Tampa Bay Lightning, Toronto Maple Leafs and Edmonton Oilers;
- In Football the New York Giants, Los Oakland Raiders, Washington Redskins, Minnessota Vikings, Atlanta Falcons, Philadeplhia Flyers, Buffalo Bills and the New England Patriots;
- In Soccer Aston Villa, Arsenal FC, Cleveland Browns, Ajax Amsterdam, Tottenham Hotspur, New England Revolution, Chelsea FC, Manchester United, Portsmouth FC, Aston Villa, Bayern Munich, AS Roma and CSKA Moscow
Easy, boy, we don’t own Real Madrid or the Leones yet, but we’ll get them sooner or later! I don’t think Maccabi Tel Aviv has won the Basketball Euroleague so many times. And let’s not talk about Chess because it has been so hard for you to learn how to play it...look at the list of World Chess Champions and Grand Masters that are jews: Garry Kasparov, Wilhelm Steinitz, Johannes Zukertort, Julio Kaplan, Samuel Schweber, Bobby Fischer, Boris Spassky, Alexander Khalifman, Mikhail Tal, Mikhail Botvinnik and Yona Kosashvili, who is also a doctor. Let’s see, how many anti-semites have won a Chess Tournament? I think none…and Chavistas? No way! And do not call us sexists, because our women are also the most intelligent ones: sisters Susan Polgar, Zsófia Polgár and Judit Polgar have all not just become Chess Grand Masters and World Champions, but the three of them are the only women ranked among the top 20 chess players in history, and they have defeated quite a few World champions; moreover, Judit is the human being that has reached the category of Grand Master at the youngest age, 11. And our women are not just intelligent, they are also beautiful: Israeli Rina Messinger, peruvian Gladys Zender and the south african Margaret Gardiner have been crowned Miss Universe; israeli Linor Arbagil has been crowned Miss World and the polish Aneta Kreglicka has been crowned Miss International. And not just beautiful and intelligent, they are also athletes: Get me any antisemitic woman that can beat Irena Kirszenstein-Szewinska, the polish-jewish sprinter that has won 7 gold medals in 4 Olympic Games, or Fanny Blankers-Koen, the Dutch sprinter that won 4 Gold medals in 1948 Summer olympics, right after being in a Nazi extermination camp and a mother of two, and holder for many years of 12 world records in high jump, hurdle races, sprint races and pentathlon. Let’s see, which nazi athlete, or chapista, has beat this? Not even cuban Ana Fidelia Quirot, right? What about beating sisters Larissa and Tamara Press, which won between the two all of the competitions in track & field in Olympic Games and World Championships. No, you better try to find antisemitic gymnasts better than russians Yelena Shushonova, Yulia Raskina and Maria Gorokhovskaya, ukrainian Tatiana Lysenko, hungarian Ágnes Keleti, americans Kim Zmezkal, Alyssa Beckerman and Shannon Miller, or figure ice skaters like ukranian Oksana Baiul, american Sasha Cohen or french Moran Attias, rally pilots like british Sheila van Damm, marathon runners like british Paula Radcliffe or south african Zola Budd or judokas like israeli Yael Arad and argentinian Daniela Krukower, all beautiful jewish olympic winners, proud of their blood and ancient heritage. Want some more?
Since you must not have a depisable US visa, you go to Panama to spend your CADIVI dollars, right? Well, we own half of the businesses there so if I were you, would ask for the name of the owner of the store or would look for a mezuzah before buying a cologne, a pair of shoes or those american blue jeans you hate so much. But if you g oto Miami, it’s the same thing, we’re also there, next to our cuban friends that escaped the island in search of freedom and escaping from a communist hell. Don’t try to get over it in Curaçao, Aruba, Cartagena or Barranquilla, because we’re there too. And don’t get too excited about shopping here in Venezuela, because Graffiti is owned by the Sultán family, and Beco, is owned by the Beracasa and Blohm families; don’t buy corrective glasses at opticas BERL or Óptica Caroní, and don’t develop your picture films at Unifot or Rapidfot, because your money will also end in the hands of venezuelan jewish families. So you better continue shopping at government-owned PDVALs, where they sell brazilian chicken continuously fed and hormone injected in 31 days, so you start growing up feathers and losing your virility like Jesse Chacón, William Lara, Tarek William Saab, José Vicente Rangel Avalos and Juan Barreto, half of the high-profile queens in your government. Because we do have high-profile world leaders like:
- Helen Zille, major of Capetown
- John Key, prime minister of New Zealand
- Job Cohen, major of Amsterdam
- Stephen Mandel, major of Edmonton
- Mike Feldman, deputy major of Toronto
- Myra Freeman, lieutenant governor of Nova Scotia
- Oscar Goodman, major of Las Vegas
- Jerry Abramson, major of Louisville
- Laura Miller, major of Dallas
- Jay Dardenne, deputy governor of Louisiana
- Sam Katz, major of Winnipeg
- Ricardo Ehrlich, major of Montevideo (Uruguay)
- Jimmy Delshad, major of Beverly Hills
- Michael Bloomberg, major of New York City
- Mark Blumsky, major of Wellington (New Zealand)
- Ed Rendell, governor of Pennsylvania
- Jack A. Markell, governor of Delaware
- Linda Lingle, governor of Hawaii
- Joseph Bismout, vice-president of the Tunisian Senate
- Sven Alkalaj, Foreign Affairs Minister of Bosnia and Herzegovina
- David Miliband, Foreign Affairs Secretary of the UK
- Ed Miliband, Energy Minister of the UK
- José Alperovich, governor of the Tucumán province, Argentina
- André Azoulay, Chief advisor to the King of Morocco
- Clara Ant, personal assistant to the president of Brazil
- Simone Veil, president of the European Parliament between 1979 and 1982
- Solomon Passy, Foreign Affairs Minister of Bulgaria between 2001 and 2005
- Adam Daniel Rotfeld, Foreign Affairs Minister of Poland in 2005
- Stefan Meller, Foreign Affairs Minister of Poland between 2005 and 2006
- Celso Lafer, Foreign Affairs Minister of Brazil between 1991-1992 and 2001-2002
- Malcolm Rifkind, Foreign Affairs Secretary of the UK between 1995 and 1997
- Josef Benkow, Spokesman of the Norwegian Parliament between 1985 and 1993
- Madeleine Albright, Secretary of State during the Clinton administration
- Dominique Strauss-Kahn, Finances Minister of France between 1997 and 1999; currently Director of the IMF
- Eric Delvalle, president of Panama between 1985 and 1988
- Max Delvalle, presidente of Panamá between 1964 and 1968
- Ricardo Maduro, president of Honduras between 2002 and 2007
- Bruno Kreisky, Austrian Chancellor between 1970 and 1983
- Andrei Kozyrev, Foreign Affairs Minister of Russia betwen 1990 and 1996
- Janet Jagan, president of Guyana between 1997 and 1999
- Houda Ezra Nonoo, current Bahraini ambassador to the USA
- Georgy Boos, governor of Kaliningrad Oblast, Russia
- Mikhail Fradkov, Russian Prime Minister from 2004 to 2007 and current director of the Russian Intelligence Service
- Ruth Dreifuss, President of Switzerland in 1999 and member of the Federal Council
Not like your last-category pseudoleaders who learnt how to make politics with a low-quality printed pocket book. And don’t even try to spy on us, beacuse Mata Hari, the Rosenbergs and Eli Cohen, considered the greatest spy ever (under the alias of Kamil Amin Tsa'abet, he climbed on the apparatchik of the Syrian dictatorship and became vice-minister of defense of Hafez Al-Assad) have all been jewish spies.
Don’t go to Locatel drugstores to buy your Viagra pills, because you’ll make Richer the Ruah family –but do not buy them either at Prosalud or Farmacias SAAS- and pleasedon’t celebrate when Danny Chocrón or Jimmy Szimansky win any International competition for Venezuela, because they are jews. And do not listen to music of Ilan Chester, Barbra Streisand, Lenny Kravitz, Amy Winehouse, Cristian Castro, Jorge Drexler, Madonna, Pink, Billy Joel, Courtney Love, Eydie Gormé y Los Panchos, Kenny G or Mattisyahu, and don’t watch Don Francisco on TV, because his real name is Mario Kreutzberger. And no more mexican telenovelas with Ari Telch, Mariana Levy or brazilian ones with Vera Fischer or Luciáno Szafir. Moreover, forget about the songs sung by Karina and Daiquirí in the 80s, because Alberto Slezinger, the leader of the band, is jewish. And have your kids forget about the time when they watched Nubeluz, remember that Peruvian show? Well, the hostesses were jewish, one of them named Almendra Gomelsky. Did you know that Xuxa’s daughter is jewish? Why? Don’t even have your kids watch any Harry Potter movie; Daniel Radcliffe, who plays Harry, is jewish, how disgusting, right? And forget about ballet and other world-class dance events where stars like prima ballerina Maya Plisetstkaya are on stage; yes, she and many others in universal ballet, are jews.
Oh, and be careful about the bank where you save your Money. Did you know that Banco de Venezuela ewas founded by a jew named Isaac Pardo Abendana? And that BFC Bank was founded by Alberto Benacerraf? I’m pretty sure you didn’t know that, likewise you didn’t know that Bancoro was founded by a guy named José Curiel. Yes, the Curiels are jews, descending from the first jews that came to Venezuela Turing the Spanish Colony. And stop signing more checks, because argentinian jew Laszlo Biro invented the ballpoint pen. And start tearing the money bills with the signature of Ruth de Krivoy, former president of Venezuela’s Central Bank!
When you go to the movies, try to watch some Chinese, Cuban, Iranian movie. Or anything by the drunkard Mel Gibson. But never, ever try to watch anything from Metro Goldwyn Meyer, Warner Bros, FOX (You think you can live without The Simpsons?), Universal Studios, Columbia Pictures, ABC, Miramax or antyhing like that because as you may know, all belong to jews and each time you watch one of their movies, a part of your money will go straight to the pocket of a jew; even more if you go to a Cinex Multiplex, owned by the Radonsky family or if you eat tequeños from Tequechongos.In fact, you should not watch any telenovelas with Rosalinda Serfaty or see any theatre play by Isaac Chocrón and don’t remember with nostalgia the Amador Bendayán shows, neither the telenovelas where José Bardina and Ivonne Attas acted, nor the interviews by Sofía Imber, not even any movie by Pedro Almodóvar (Cecilia Roth, his newest muse, is jewish). And no, not even the argentinian humor movies by Olmedo and Jorge Porcel, because look, we are almost half a million in Argentina, we’re everywhere down there! Don’t go to the Museum of Contemporary Art founded by Sofía Imber, don’t see any exhibitions of Gertrude Goldschmitt, don’t go to any Sambil mall to shop, like Cilia Flores does, ‘cause I have seen her at Sambil Caracas buying a Louis Vuitton suitcase set, which are VERY expensive and you wouldn’t afford them with less than two years of your salary. And don’t attend the Cinemathéque, founded by Margot Benacerraf, and don’t read any newspaper of the Capriles Publishing Group. Don’t see any movie by Elia Schneider, who has won so many International awards for Venezuela with movies like “Huelepega”, “Punto y Raya”, “El Don”, “Sicario” and “Oro Diablo”. Moreover, forget about the current generation of Venezuelan actors, all formed at the Juana Sujo Acting School, founded by Juana Sujokovich, who is as jew as our mothers Sarah, Rachel, Leah and Rebecca. By the way, Enrique Capriles Radonsky, the governor of Miranda State, is not an israeli citizen like you say; he was my neighborn and he is as catholic as Our Lady of Coromoto and he even has a cousin who is a priest. But yes, he’s got jewish grandparents, even one who survived the Holocaust, an event that people like you try to deny. I also lost a lot of my family during that systematic and organized slaughter, performed by animals thirsty of blood and power like you.
Oh! And don’t consider becoming a fan of War of the Worlds, Minority Report, ET, Jaws, Back to the Future and many other Sci-fi movies, because you know well where Steven Spielberg comes from..and don’t watch cable tv because Charlie’s Angels, Dinasty, Veronica’s Closet, Starsky & Hutch, Seinfeld, Family, Hotel, The Rookies, Beverly Hills 90210, Melrose Place, The Nanny, The Love Boat, Fantasy Island, Vega$, Hart to Hart, The Colbys, T.J. Hooker, Nightingales, Kindred: The Embraced, Gilmore Girls, 7th Heaven, Friends, The Real World, ER, Charmed, Burke’s Law, Honey West, Sex & The City, South Park, The West Wing, Will & Grace, Married with Children, Cheers, Futurama, The Simpsons, Scrubs, Baywatch, The Mod Squad, SWAT, The OC, The Bachelor, The Bachelorette, Twin Peaks and others I can’t recall now, have been produced by jews like Aaron Spelling, Steven Spielberg, Jeffrey Katzenberg, Ron Leavitt, Matt Stone, Jerry Seinfeld, Fran Drescher, Mike Fleiss, David Cohen, Douglas Schwartz, Larry David, Alan Heinberg, Aaron Sorkin, David Crane, Amy Sherman, James Burrows, Matt Kunitz, Darren Star, Zack Braff and Marta Kauffman, among others.
So that’s why I tell you this again, be constant with your words and don’t benefit with these filthy jewish products (the list is even longer) or...better stop bothering, buy yourself a cucumber, a book and dedicate yourself to more productive activities, because being a pseudo-antisemite is a total fiasko, you don’t do it well buddy, you’re ruining it all! And if after reading all this you don’t develop a heart attack or an ulcera and feel a little guilty, you better go find another feeling because the Guilt, is also jewish!
