Monday, May 28, 2007

te apagaron, RTCV...



The original government slogan has the same phrase without the question marks. But definitely, Venezuela is not everybody's anymore >:-/ Chávez dared to terminate the concession to the only TV network with nationwide coverage and using a court order, took control of its antennas and transmitters so his new channel would have coverage in all the country to broadcast his brainwashing messages. You'll pay for all this one day, you bastard...

Friday, May 11, 2007

My first Shiur -no, not Sony!

I had always been invited by Shomron to attend these shiurim at Los Chorros. I had never attended before because.. I dunno, it sounded kinda boring to me. But I definitely decided to join, since I thought it could be good to "socialize" with other young jews and also to learn more from the Torah and the Talmud with a rabbi, in a relaxed environment. But as I know how I am, I was decided to join and make a shocking debut. I decided to wear one of my favourite T-shirts, this one:The text imprinted on the t-shirt says "ten li neshiká, ki ani yehudi!", which can be translated as "kiss me, I'm jewish!". Of course, I didn't know anybody but Shomron, who, as usual, arrived late. So I just introduced myself with the help of a girl, Sol, who lives in the same building where the shiurim are held. She said "oh, you are new here right? let me introduce you to the rest of the people". Like Dani said, my admission to the late teenagers and young adults of the community would be easied by the fact that I look like a very stereotypical sephardi jew, so nobody would even wonder if I had a drop of goy blood. In fact, at the end of that night, Roni (Sol's brother) and Sol drove me home and asked me where my family came from, and when I said my family came from Altona, Osnabrück, Münster and Utrecht, she was startled and said "but wait a minute, you look like a guy from Melilla, how come?". Then I noticed something -I know more about the diaspora, Israel and judaism in general than many contemporary guys and girls. I had to explain her than there had been a sephardi community in Altona, a district of Hamburg, since the 1600s. I was impressed, these kids have been taking classes of Jewish History, Hebrew Language and Torah since kindergarden and at home, and they don't know such things! give me a break.

Anyway, the funny thing came when rab Mamrutt entered the hut where we have our shiurim, and he noticed my t-shirt, he smiled widely, said "oh, a proud frum!" and kissed me on both cheeks, in the usual sephardic manner.So I guess I passed the test, because being in a group of sepharadim talking about religion, making questions and surrounded and observed as the "new" by haredi rabbis and not just no making them suspicious but pleasing them with my answers, questions and pride of being jewish... man, וואדי הסיליקון, here I go! :-)


Monday, May 07, 2007

reinventing מצה


I had almost one box of matzá full that I didn't finish eating on Passover. I decided to reinvent them as the so-called Matza balls. They are a little sticky until you boil them; I think it was a nice way of trying something very ashkenazi. Oy, next time I guess I'll try cooking gefilte fish ;-)

Sunday, May 06, 2007

לג בעומר a la venezolana

Lag ba'Omer falls on the 33rd day of the counting of the Omer, as counted from the second day of Passover until Shavuot. The day is also the Yortsayt, the anniversary of the death, of the Rabbi Shimon bar Yohai who wrote the Zohar, which is the landmark text of Jewish mysticism. It's strange to "celebrate" the anniversary of the death of such a great Rabbi with music and joy, but anyway..
My friend Shomron, who is always inviting me to attend Shurim (like informal workshops related to judaism topics, guided by rabbis or talmidei chachamim, mostly directed to young people of both sexes) and for many different reasons I have let him down, invited many people in my synagogue (young people) tho celebrate Lag ba'Omer in a place in Los Chorros, the same place where they have their shiurim. This time, since my friend Dani is leaving next Saturday for Spain to study and get ready for his masters course, I decided to attend - I dunno, it just felt it was right to attend and celebrate in the right way, with the right people. Besides, Shomron and his band were going to play. In Lag ba'Omer and I wanted to see them playing. The prohibitions of the Omer period may be suspended for the day, or cease, according to one's custom. It is a time of dancing and singing. Especially in Israel, where it is a school holiday and families go on picnics with bonfires, BBQs and stuff, and kids go out to the fields with their teachers with bows and rubber arrows, and bats and balls, because another of the origins of Lag ba'Omer is that 24,000 students were killed in the Bar Kokhba revolt (in which Rabbi Akiva was a major figure) and some others say that they were killed by a plague, and others say that the plague was indeed the Roman occupation. In such context, the lighting of bonfires on Lag ba'Omer seems logical to me because in the past bonfires were used as signals in wartime. Tachanun, the prayer for special Divine Mercy on one's behalf is not said, because when G'd is showing one a "smiling face," so to speak, as He does especially on the Holidays, there is no need to ask for special mercy.

This celebration was very interesting, because even since at the beginning it seemed like just another Shirech in which you are like "induced" to meet people of both genders in a "controlled" environment, this time was very informal, an argentinian rabbi (the one that guides the Shiurim and teaches at Hebraica and seemed to know many of the guys & gals) did some very interesting magic tricks that left us with our eyes and mouths wide open and even I just knew 4 guys and one girl out of 50-something people, I really had a good time, and had even the chance of you know, tharing with young jews like me and especially apart from the fact that it seems that I accidentally marketed myself (I really never expected to have someone lay my eyes on me last night!) and there are quite a few potential customers, hehehe. Oh and the music, despite the sound system's quality was kinda poor, was good itself, really good I have to admit. I'm starting to like pop-rock in hebrew, and maybe I'll find a percussionist in the kehilla to help me excel at playing the darbouka ;-)